he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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