His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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