Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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