i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
