im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
