FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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