you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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