Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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