idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
There are leaves in my underwear?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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