I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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