that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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