Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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