he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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