peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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