fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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