There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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