You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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