I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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