At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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