Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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