why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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