The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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