what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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