Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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