He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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