Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical. http://tfl.nu/ih7z
  Replies (12) Good night (868) Bad night (1253)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes

  (1-407): View more from Florida

  i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes (1-407): i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes. http://tfl.nu/3nr6
  Replies (21) Good night (4246) Bad night (816)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco http://tfl.nu/bj4m
  Replies (61) Good night (3373) Bad night (1582)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Toronto

  I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me" http://tfl.nu/rxcz
  Replies (15) Good night (1022) Bad night (2461)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him. http://tfl.nu/d3m1
  Replies (32) Good night (11697) Bad night (1475)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win http://tfl.nu/8bud
  Replies (17) Good night (5351) Bad night (1177)
• Favorite

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.

  (1-270): View more from Kentucky

  You should've just screamed yes we can!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (270): Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad. (1-270): You should've just screamed yes we can! http://tfl.nu/ng19
  Replies (52) Good night (9227) Bad night (1782)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping. http://tfl.nu/d7ey
  Replies (8) Good night (990) Bad night (4356)
• Favorite

  (409): View more from Texas

  Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (409): Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night http://tfl.nu/3ybg
  Replies (2) Good night (2389) Bad night (977)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness http://tfl.nu/aq74
  Replies (4) Good night (612) Bad night (1372)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager http://tfl.nu/0mj0
  Replies (3) Good night (1021) Bad night (586)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups. http://tfl.nu/ij1j
  Replies (1) Good night (1336) Bad night (513)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask? http://tfl.nu/1gfs
  Replies (7) Good night (501) Bad night (1143)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.

  (253): View more from Washington

  You're lovely.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight. (253): You're lovely. http://tfl.nu/vx83
  Replies (2) Good night (703) Bad night (406)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?" http://tfl.nu/3vzy
  Replies (4) Good night (582) Bad night (286)

Randomize