me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to