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• (956): View more from Texas

  And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.

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• (925): View more from California

  his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.

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• (+46): View more from Sweden

  being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  ttyl tear gas

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING

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• (714): View more from California

  They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.

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  Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.

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  Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?

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