Where did you get a picture of my penis
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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