Little spoons don't ask big questions
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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