everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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