Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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