Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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