I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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