we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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