I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
please don't ironically join a cult
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