I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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