Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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