they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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