Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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