Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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