hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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