wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
