How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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