Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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