sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
