My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I understand Curling. That high.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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