doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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