He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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