she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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