im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I need water and some morals
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