But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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