I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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