is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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