just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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