He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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