i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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