It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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