i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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