Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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